The lineup

Pick their disguise

20+ looks for cats and small dogs, all one size. Tap the bag to add.

Standing Santa
Standing Santa
$29.99$19.49 in a 5+ bundle
Santa Hooded Cape
Santa Hooded Cape
$24.99$16.24 in a 5+ bundle
Santa Hat
Santa Hat
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Santa Face Bib
Santa Face Bib
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Reindeer Antlers
Reindeer Antlers
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Star Hood Cape - Red
Star Hood Cape - Red
$24.99$16.24 in a 5+ bundle
Star Hood Cape - Green
Star Hood Cape - Green
$24.99$16.24 in a 5+ bundle
Candy Cane Scarf
Candy Cane Scarf
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Frog Hat - Green
Frog Hat - Green
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Frog Hat - Yellow
Frog Hat - Yellow
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Frog Hat - Pink
Frog Hat - Pink
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Bucket Hat - Cow Print
Bucket Hat - Cow Print
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Bucket Hat - Tie-Dye Blue
Bucket Hat - Tie-Dye Blue
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Bucket Hat - Tie-Dye Yellow
Bucket Hat - Tie-Dye Yellow
$14.99$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Graduation Cap & Bow Tie
Graduation Cap & Bow Tie
$19.99$12.99 in a 5+ bundle
Pumpkin Cape & Hood
Pumpkin Cape & Hood
$24.99$16.24 in a 5+ bundle
The Lineup, in action

Pick a look, add it in one tap

Every outfit counts toward your bundle discount.

Pumpkin Cape & Hood
Pumpkin spice, but make it judgmental
Halloween
Pumpkin Cape & Hood
Pumpkin Cape & Hood$24.99
Pumpkin Knit Bib
Tiny pumpkin. Big attitude.
Halloween
Pumpkin Knit Bib
Pumpkin Knit Bib$14.99
Frog Hat - Green
Ribbit? Absolutely not.
Everyday menace
Frog Hat - Green
Frog Hat - Green$14.99
Standing Santa
He'll deny this ever happened
Christmas
Standing Santa
Standing Santa$29.99

Styled shots by Fuzzy Felons. Tag @shopfuzzyfelons and your crew could be next.

The Felon Files

Caught red‑pawed

Zero cooperation, maximum photo. Spot a look you like? Steal it.

Woman laughing while holding an orange tabby cat in a red Santa hooded capeWanted$24.99
Exhibit ARefused the family photo. Wore the cape. Santa Hooded Cape$16.24 in a 5+ bundle
Man holding a grey cat wearing reindeer antlersWanted$14.99
Exhibit BDad's thrilled. The cat filed a complaint. Reindeer Antlers$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Woman taking a selfie with a Pomeranian in a Standing Santa suitWanted$29.99
Exhibit CSanta's new delivery guy. Zero work ethic. Standing Santa$19.49 in a 5+ bundle
Woman holding a chihuahua in a green frog hatWanted$14.99
Exhibit DGrandma's favorite. Still a frog. Frog Hat - Green$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Couple holding two cats in bucket hatsWanted$14.99
Exhibit EPartners in crime. Matching mugshots. Bucket Hat - Tie-Dye Blue$9.74 in a 5+ bundle
Hands unboxing a small pet Santa hat while a cat sniffs itWanted$14.99
Exhibit FSniff test is mandatory. The hat passed. Santa Hat$9.74 in a 5+ bundle

Illustrative styled photos. Real customer photos coming soon, tag @shopfuzzyfelons to get your felon featured.

Every pet has a secret identity

Some are Santa. Some are a frog. Most are a tiny criminal who knocked something off a counter today.

Fuzzy Felons makes costumes for cats and small dogs, priced so you can grab a few and switch disguises all year. Halloween, Christmas, birthdays, random Tuesdays. Pick the look, not the measuring tape.

  • 🐾One size fits most cats and small dogs.
  • 🎭20+ looks, mix any combo in one order.
  • 🚚Tracked to your door, tracking emailed the moment it ships.
  • 💸Bundle and save, the more looks, the bigger the deal.
  • 💬Real humans answer every email.

The heist math

The more disguises, the bigger the discount

Dress the whole household, or gift a few. Every look counts toward your bundle.

2outfits10% off
3outfits15% off
Best deal5outfits35% off + free shipping
8outfits40% off + free shipping
10outfits45% off + free shipping

Mix any looks. The discount applies automatically in your cart.

How the heist works

01

Pick your crew

Mix any of the looks. The more outfits, the bigger the discount.

02

We ship it tracked

Tracking hits your inbox when it leaves. Orders over $45 ship free.

03

Camera roll glory

Ten seconds of cooperation, a lifetime of photos. Tag @shopfuzzyfelons for a spot in The Lineup.

Objection overruled

The case for the defense

Will my cat actually wear it? Real talk: some will hate it. That's half the fun. On, photo, off. You only need ten seconds of cooperation.
Will it fit? Every outfit is one size, made for cats and small dogs. Exact measurements for every look are in our fit guide.
Why get more than one? Swap looks for every holiday, dress the whole household, or gift one to the friend whose cat runs their life. Five or more ship free with 35% off.
Will my cat actually wear it? Real talk: some will hate it. That's half the fun. On, photo, off. You only need ten seconds of cooperation.
Will it fit? Every outfit is one size, made for cats and small dogs. Exact measurements for every look are in our fit guide.
Why get more than one? Swap looks for every holiday, dress the whole household, or gift one to the friend whose cat runs their life. Five or more ship free with 35% off.

The fine print, minus the fine print

No funny business (except the costume)

Secure checkout Pay with Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay or card. We never see your card details.
Tracked to your door Every order ships with tracking, emailed to you the moment it leaves.
Real humans Questions? Hit Contact and a real person writes back.
Something wrong? Our refund policy is linked in the footer, in plain English.
Secure checkout Pay with Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay or card. We never see your card details.
Tracked to your door Every order ships with tracking, emailed to you the moment it leaves.
Real humans Questions? Hit Contact and a real person writes back.
Something wrong? Our refund policy is linked in the footer, in plain English.

Questions before the heist

How long does shipping take?

Delivery estimates are shown on the product page, based on our current shipping times. You'll get tracking by email once it ships. Orders over $45 ship free.

Will it fit my pet?

Every outfit is one size, made for cats and small dogs. Exact measurements for every look are in our fit guide.

Can I mix styles in a bundle?

Yes. Pick any style for every outfit in your bundle, the discount still applies.

What if something's wrong with my order?

Email us and we'll sort it. Full details are in our refund policy.

Every felon needs a disguise

One size for cats and small dogs. Mix any 5, they ship free.

Pick their disguise